peperomint:

nail polish on fingernails: 2 days
nail polish on toenails: 200 years. ur ghost will have glittery toes. ur descendants will come out of the womb w/ revlon 791 midnight affair perfectly applied. infinite

Couture Memoirs. Sasha Pivovarova in Giorgio Armani Privè Fall 2007 haute couture, photographed by Paolo Roversi for Vogue Italia, September 2007.

swoobats:

alphabet soup more like times new ramen am i right

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slutdust:

I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”

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Scarlett Johansson | Harper’s & Queen, 2005

Mila Kunis says “Hello Baby.”

Photograph by Michael Thompson; styled by Edward Enninful; W magazine August 2014. 

She’s thin, she’s blonde, she says ‘wow’ a lot.

humancum:

rules of money:

  1. never use your own
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